Q: What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A: Conception.
Q: Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?
A: Skinny dipping.
Q: What separates "60 Minutes" on CBS, from every other TV show?
A: No theme song/music.
Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A: Their birthplace. This is propinquity.
Q: Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A: Obsession
Q: More women do this in the bathroom than men.
A: Wash their hands. Women * 80% – Men – 55% GROSS GUYS
Q: What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A: Gain weight.
Q: In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
A: Banana
Q: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A: One thousand
Q: What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
A: All invented by women.
Q: Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
A: Change their underwear.
Q: This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
A: A kiss
Q: This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A: Honey
Q: There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
A: Father's Day
Q: What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
A: He was allergic to carrots.
Q: 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
A: Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
Q: 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
A: Wear underwear.
Q: What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide?
A: A fart.
Q: About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?
A: Flush the toilet.
Q: What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld"?
A: Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.
Q: 85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.
A: Cheating on their wives