George's Physical Exam

Seventy-year-old George went for his annual physical.  All of his tests came back with great results.  Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically, but how are you doing mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with yourself; do you have a good relationship with God?”

George replied, "Absolutely.  God and me are tight.  We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof!…the light goes on.  I go to the bathroom and then, poof! the light goes off!”

“Wow,” commented Dr. Smith, “That’s incredible!”

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George’s wife.  “Thelma,” he said, “George is just fine.  Physically, he’s great.  But I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and then, poof! the light goes off?”

Thelma replied, “The damn fool!  He’s been peeing in the fridge again!”