Defined Minnesota style
- Log On
- Making da vood stove hotter.
- Log Off
- Don't add vood.
- Monitor
- Keep and eye on da vood stove.
- Megahertz
- When a big log drops on your barefoot in da morning.
- Floppy Disk
- Vhat you get from piling too much wood.
- Ram
- Da hydraulic thing dat makes da voodsplitter vork.
- Drive
- Getting home most of da vinter.
- Prompt
- Vhat ya vish da mail vas during most of da winter.
- Enter
- Come on in.
- Windows
- Vhat ya shut when it gets 10 below.
- Screen
- Vhat is a must during black fly season.
- Chip
- Vhat ya munch during vikings game.
- Microchip
- Vhat's left in da bag when da chips are gone.
- Modem
- What ya did to da hay fields last Yuly.
- Dot Matrix
- Eino Matrix's wife.
- Laptop
- Vhere da grandkids sit.
- Keyboard
- Vhere ya suppose to put da keys so da misses can find em.
- Software
- Da plastic picnic utensils.
- Mouse
- Vhat leaves dem little turds in da cupboard.
- Mainframe
- Da part of da sauna that holds up da roof.
- Port
- Vhere da commericial fishin boats dock.
- Random Access Memory
- Vhen ya can't remember how much ya spent on da new deer rifle vhen da vife asks about it.
Northern Minnesota Style
- Bit
- What the black flies did
- Browser
- What they call you when you eye brows grow together
- Byte
- What the black flies do
- Chip
- Munchies for TV
- Cursor
- Someone who swears
- Dot matrix
- Old Dan Matrix's wife
- Download
- Getting the firewood off the truck
- Enter
- City talk for "come on in, eh"
- Floppy disk
- What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
- Hard Drive
- Getting home in the winter
- Hardware
- The real stainless steel cutlery
- Home Page
- A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get lost in the field
- Internet
- Complicated fish net repair method
- Lap top
- Where the kitty sleeps
- Log off
- Don't add no more wood
- Log on
- Make the wood stove hotter
- MSDOS
- Some new disease they discovered
- Mail Server
- The guy at the ABC what brings the food
- Main frame
- What holds the barn up
- Mega Byte
- What the BIG black flies do
- Micro Chip
- What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
- Modem
- What you did to the hay fields
- Monitor
- Keep an eye on that wood stove
- Mouse
- What eats the grain in the barn
- Netscape
- When a fish maneuvers out of reach
- Network
- When you have to repair your fishing net
- Off line
- When the clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground
- Online
- When you get the laundry hung out on the washline
- Prompt
- What the mail ain't in the winter
- Ram
- The thing that splits the firewood
- Screen Saver
- A repair kit for the torn window screen
- Screen
- What to shut in black fly season
- Search Engine
- What you do when the car dies
- Server
- The person at the ABC what brings the food
- Software
- The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at McDonalds
- Sound Card
- One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it
- Upgrade
- Steep hill
- User
- The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff
- Web site
- The barn or the attic
- Web
- What a spider makes
- Window
- What to shut when it's cold outside
Country Style
- Logon
- Making a wood stove hotter
- Logoff
- Dont add no more wood
- Download
- Gettin the farwood off the truk
- Upload
- Gettin the farwood on the truk
- Monitor
- Keeping an eye on the wood stove
- Mega Hertz
- When yer not keerful keeping an eye on the stove
- Floppy Disk
- Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
- Ram
- That thar thing whut splits farwood
- Hard Drive
- Gittin home in the winter time
- Prompt
- Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
- Windows
- Whut to shut when it's cold outside
- Screen
- Whut to shut when it's black fly season
- Byte
- Whut dem dang flys do to you
- Chip
- Small bits of wood
- Micro Chip
- Smaller bits of wood
- Moodem
- Whut ya do the the hay fields
- Dot Matrix
- Old Dan Matrix's wife
- Lap Top
- Whar the kitty sleeps
- Keyboard
- Whar ya hang da dang truk keys
- Software
- Them dang plastic forks an knifes
- Mouse
- Whut eats da grain in the barn
- Mouse Pad
- That's hippie talk fur the mousehole
- Main Frame
- Holds up da barn ruf
- Port
- Fancy Flatlander wine
- Enter
- Northerner talk fer "Come on in, Y'all"
- Random Access Memory
- When ya cant member whut ya paid fer the rifle
- CAD
- Them dam travellin' salesmen!
- Reboot
- When ya got 'em on backwurds agin
- CD-ROM
- Whut folk call dirty ol' Roman Johnson
- Computer
- Fancy shiny metal fur pots and stuff
- Bill Gates
- Gates with mail boxes on 'em
- Zip Drive
- Short trip if road is gud
- Internet
- Whut fish do if ketched
- Netscape
- Whut fish do if don't stay ketched
- World Wide Web
- Whut spiders dream 'bout
- Printer
- Whut I am 'cause I never learnt script
- Intel
- Talkin' inside da house.
- Sound Board
- Kids 'moanin 'bout nuthin to do
- Motherboard
- Hardly ever, always got somethin' to do
- Browser
- Whut you ar when you cant buy
- Disk Operating System
- Lift with legs, not with back