Graphic Representations for your Bad Language

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," Where 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by 🙂 and 🙁 respectively.  Well, how about some "asscons"?

Here goes:

(_!_)a regular ass
(__!__)a fat ass
(!)a tight ass
(_._)a flat ass
(_^_)a bubble ass
(_*_)a sore ass
(_!__)a lop-sided ass
FIXMEa swishy ass
(_o_)an ass that's been around
(_O_)an ass that's been around even more
(_x_)kiss my ass
(_X_)leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)a tired ass
(_o^o_)a wise ass
(_13_)an unlucky ass
(_e=mc2_)a smart ass
(_$_)Money coming out of his ass
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