- Florida: Ask us about our grandkids, and our voiting skills.
- Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower that Sweden’s. And our Senators are more corrupt!
- Montana: Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber, RIght-wing crazies, and Honest Elections!
- New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney… And no right to self defense!
- Ohio: At least we’re not Michigan
- Tennessee: Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
- Vermont: Ay, Yep
- Washington: Our governor can out-fraud your governor!
- Washington DC: The work-free drug place!
See Know your State Motto? for additional examples…