A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables as he walked through the dark, quiet house.
When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin. He clicked his flashlight off and froze. After a bit, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head. At that point, he promised himself a long vacation after the next big score. Then he clicked his light back on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so that he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard the words, "Jesus is watching you!"
Freaking out, he frantically shined his light around the room looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?!" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot squawked back. "I was just trying to warn you."
The burgler relaxed and said "Warn me, who the hell are you."
The bird replied "Moses."
"Moses" the burglar laughed, "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
The bird promptly answered, "The same stupid people who would name a Rottweiler, Jesus!"