How high maintenance are you?

You get manicures.  Are you a metrosexual?

I’ve never heard that word before.

It’s a fastidiously groomed straight guy.

Oh, yeah, I get facials.  I get a manicure and pedicure every week.  I get my hair cut, and I oil myself from head to toe.  I got that from my brother  I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was.  When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.

Interview with Bernie Mac in Time Magazine, 1 December 2003 by Rebecca Winters

And Jill says that I use too much cologne.  Just think if she lived with that.