In-flight complaints

A flight attendant was finishing up her service when she came upon a man who was obviously distraught.  Immediately, the man started firing off a string of complaints about the in-flight service.

The flight attendant stood quietly and listened to the tirade.

“You bring me cold coffee, feed me bad food and the window doesn’t have a shade so I can close it and sleep.”

She replied, “Shut up and land the airplane!”

via email from Joel LaBorde, Mon, 11 Nov 2002 13:14:56 -0500