Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said, "I don't have anyone to talk to."
God said, " I will give you a companion, and it will be a woman." God continued, "This woman will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a 'headache,' and will freely give you love and compassion whenever you want."
Adam then asked God, "What will a Woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Adam then asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history…