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  • You don't know Schitt?

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    The lineage is now revealed.  Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence!Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.  O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc.In…

  • Who is Jack Schitt?

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    The linage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt.Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son,…

  • The most functional English word

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    Well, it’s shit … that’s right, shit!  Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.Consider:You can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or have shit for brains.With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.You can…