This is the official moron test. It is based upon typical graduation requirements at Harvard. Try to finish within 2 minutes. When you are done, count the number correct and see how you compare to others. Here you go… morons unite!!!!

- Is there a Fourth of July in England? Yes or No
- How many birthdays does the average man have?
- Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
- How many outs are there in an inning?
- Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
- Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
- There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
- A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
- A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
- How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?
- A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
- How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
- What was the Presidents name in 1960?

NO CHEATING NOW!!

So, how do you think you did?

TEST ANSWERS:

- Is there a Fourth of July in England? Yes, it comes right after the 3rd.
- How many birthdays does the average man have? One (1). You can only be born once.
- Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? Twelve. All of them have at least 28 days.
- How many outs are there in an inning? Six. Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.
- Can a man in California marry his widow's sister? No. He must be dead if it is his widow.
- Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2 and then add 10. What do you get? Seventy. 30 divided by 0.5 is 60… add 10 to get seventy.
- There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with? Two. You take two apples, therefore YOU have TWO apples.
- A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last? One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00 PM, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00 PM, the pills have run out and only one hour has passed.
- A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left? Nine. Like I said, all BUT nine die.
- How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark? None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark.
- A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? Meat, that is self-explanatory.
- How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? Twelve… it's a dozen.
- What was the President's name in 1960? Bill Clinton. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.

So, how did we do?

13 correct. GENIUS, you are good.

10-12 correct. ABOVE AVERAGE, but don't let it go to your head.

7-9 correct. AVERAGE, but who wants to be average?

4-6 correct. SLOW, pay attention to the questions!

1-3 correct. IDIOT, what else can be said?

0 correct. CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!!