Kissing rules

The Lovers of the Heart In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1: Statement of Love — The Kiss

  1. Kiss on the hand…. I adore you.
  2. Kiss on the cheek… I just want to be friends.
  3. Kiss on the neck… I want you.
  4. Kiss on the lips… I love you.
  5. Kiss on the ears… I am just playing.
  6. Kiss anywhere else… lets not get carried away.
  7. Look in your eyes… kiss me.
  8. Playing with your hair… I can't live without you.
  9. Hands on your waist… I love you to much to let you go.

Article 2: The Three Steps

  1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
  2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her.
  3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments

  1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
  2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
  3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss Without some tongue,
So open up your mouth, And close your eyes, And give your tongue Some exercise!