The goal of this week's word game challenge is to use the words "Lewinsky" and "Kaczynski" in a limmerick. Submit your answers by return e-mail.
Here are the winners:
Runner up #1
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on skin flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail To The Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski
Runner up #2
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leav
e clues like Kaczynski
Since you look such a mess
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky
And the Envelope Please (drum roll)
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice to be blown