Youâ€šÃ„Ã´ve got to love February, the Winter Olympics, MLK Day, Valentineâ€šÃ„Ã´s Day and, now, Presidentsâ€šÃ„Ã´ Day weekend.
I plan to buy white sheets and look at new cars and have a good old American day remembering dead statesmen.
I donâ€šÃ„Ã´t know about you, but Iâ€šÃ„Ã´m ready for the day off on Monday. In fact Iâ€šÃ„Ã´m planning on extending it one additional day by celebrating Vice Presidentsâ€šÃ„Ã´ Day on Tuesday.
Tradition has it that on the morning of Vice Presidentsâ€šÃ„Ã´ Day the Vice President appears from an undisclosed secret location at noon. If he DOESNâ€šÃ„Ã¹T see your shadow, hit the deck and donâ€šÃ„Ã´t move a muscle!
If he sees your shadow, we have 6 more weeks of hunting season!
I plan to serve the traditional VPD dinner of Shameless Political Influence Peddler liberally sprayed with buckshot and spun until completely obfuscated.by John Treworgy, via email Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:05:47 -0600
Some of us don’t get to have the day off; we have to work at putting ourselves out of work.