Loveable Children’s Books

Little Golden Books That Never Made It:

  • You Are Different And That’s Bad.
  • The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.
  • Dad’s New Wife Robert.
  • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  • Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
  • All Cats Go To Hell
  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • Some Kittens Can Fly
  • That’s It, I’m Putting You Up For Adoption
  • The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  • Strangers Have The Best Candy
  • You Were an Accident
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • Pop! Goes the Hamster…And Other Microwave Games
  • The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
  • Your Nightmares Are Real
  • Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  • Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:

  • One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch.
  • Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
  • Fox in Detox
  • Who Shat in the Hat?
  • Horton Hires a Ho
  • The Cat in the Blender
  • My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
  • Bi-Curious George
via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:54:53 -0700

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