Microsoft humour (even though it pains me to send)…

Windows 98 is a 32 bit patch to a 16 bit GUI based platform on an 8 bit operating system, written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company which can not stand 1 bit of competition.

Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.