I was surfing my newsreader and came across the following survey: Top ten things only men can can do.
- Go topless
- Hold our liquor
- Manscape
- Navigate spatially
- Shave our heads
- Play real sports
- Fertilize eggs
- Pee standing up
- F*** things
- Age well
Which was a little lot sexist, so I thought, I wonder what are the others are reading on the web, so I backed up to the home page for the site, and found another survey that they had done, Sexuality Survey. I looked at it and wondered who came up with the questions, because many of the answers don’t correlate.
Then about a week later, Cosmo came up with their own rebuttal.
- Get preggers
- Fake it
- Ask for directions
- Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails
- Live longer
- Have multiple orgasms
- Multitask
- Get a new last name
- Wear skirts
- Get out of a speeding ticket
- Become a cougar, not a dirty old man
- Wing it on the dance floor…convincingly
- Wear high-heels
- Flirt with the bouncer
- Blame it on PMS
- Grow out our hair
- Cover up a zit
- Get aroused without the entire room knowing it
- Wear a thong
- Get a manicure
- Make a longer list of our talents.