More male speak

What he saysWhat he means
"Was it good for you?""I'm insecure about my manhood."
"I want a commitment.""I'm sick of masturbation."
I had a wonderful time last night.""Who the hell are you?"
"I've been thinking a lot.""You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
"I'll give you a call.""I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
"I'm a Romantic.""I'm poor."
"I think we should just be friends.""You're ugly."
"Haven't I seen you before?""Nice ass."
"I have something to tell you.""Get tested."
"No, I don't want to dance right now""Shoot! She'll know she gave me a woody!"
"The break-up should not start 'til tomorrow""I want to have sex a few more times."
"You're the only girl I've ever cared about""You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
"We've been through so much together""If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity."
"I've learned a lot from you.""Next!!!!"
"I need you""My hand is tired."
"I want you back""…for tonight anyway."
"I want you back""I want you on your back."
"I am different from all the other guys""I am not circumsized."
"I miss you so much""I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good."
"Want to snuggle?""I noticed you were almost asleep."
"Do you love me?""I've done something stupid and you might find out."
"Do you *really* love me?""I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
"How much do you love me?""I've done something *really* stupid and someone's on their way to tell you now."
"It's just orange juice, try it.""3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."
"She's kinda cute.""I want to have sex with her till I am blue."
"I don't know if I like her""She won't sleep with me."
"I really want to get to know you better.""So I can tell my friends about it."
"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?""Is my penis really that small?"
"The car isn't running right.""I want a bigger engine and more knobs to play with."
"My tools are obsolete.""I can't figure out how to work the old ones and the commercial says even a chimp can use the new ones."
"I know where I am.""Oh God! Where the HELL am I?"
"I need new shoes""The pair that I've had since high school fell apart in the rain."
"The remote is broken.""Come here wherever you are and change the channel for me."
"I'm hungry.""Make me something to eat"
"This kitchen is so inconvenient.""I can't see the tv from here."
"The dishwasher is full.""I've run out of places to hide the dirty dishes."
"It's your decision.""I'm totally clueless, so you decide and I'll just take half the credit."
"We need to talk.""I need to complain."
"Sure,… go ahead.""I don't want you to….but…. I'll use this next time we fight, to show how supportive I am."
"You're,… so feminine." (Actually a Question)"Do you do laundry…cook…windows…bake?"
"Let's be romantic… turn out the lights.""Beer gut? What beer gut…Ohh….uh..o."
"You want…""I know what you should want."
"We need…"I want."
"Do what you want and sulk.""I'll just sit on the couch."
"I'm feeling romantic tonight.""There's no game on tonight."
"I'm not emotional! And I'm not over-reacting!""I'm losing my hair."
"I had her.""I had (wet dreams about) her all week."