More reasons to crawl under a rock

  • An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance.  He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad.  He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
  • I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper.  Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots.  They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards.  Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look.  Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!
via email, Mon, 3 Dec 2001 19:43:40 -0500

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