Come sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of fateful trip
That started from a small lake town
Aboard two tiny ships
The mates were a bunch of pole dancers
But the wait staff was too pure
The Vikings team set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour
The action started getting hot
The dancers strutted their stuff
If not for the prudes in the fearless crew
There wouldn’t have been such a huff
The boats turned around and went back home
The authorities came aboard
But fear not friends, ’cause all’s not lost
The Vikings finally scored!
It was revealed in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune on Tuesday, 11 October 2005, that the previous Thursday, a bunch of players from the Vikings had a wild party on two boats from Al & Alma’s on Lake Minnetonka. To this point, they’ve only won one of the games that they have played in the season, and are looking for the Legislature to cough-up dough for a new stadium.
Good luck with that!