An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, “What’s the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?”
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, “Got drunk once and fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.”via email from Duane McDowell, Tue, 6 Mar 2007 13:14:59 -0800