Pancho and the Genie

Pancho is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street.  Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie.  Pancho is stunned.

The Genie says, “Hello, Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you desire.”

Pancho begins thinking, “Well, I really like drinking tequila…”  Finally he says, “I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila.”

The Genie grants him his wish.

When he gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it.  He looks at the glass and it’s clear… looks like tequila.  Then he smells the liquid… smells like tequila.  So he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.

He yells to his wife, “Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!”

She comes running down the hall, and he takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it.  He tells her to drink it.  It is tequila.

Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip.  It is the best tequila she has ever tasted.  The two drank and partied all night.

The next night Pancho comes home from work and tells Consuelo to get two glasses out of the cupboard.  He proceeds to fill the two glasses.

The result is the same.  The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and Pancho comes home from work and tells his wife, “Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila.”

Consuelo gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.  He begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, she asks him, “But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?”

Pancho raises the glass and says, “Because tonight, mi amor, you drink from the bottle!”

via email from Anonymous, Wed, 9 Nov 2005 14:46:09 -0800

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