Please Follow Instructions

These are actual instructions on actual labels!

  • ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT
    Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
  • ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
    Product will be hot after heating
  • ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
    Do not Iron clothes on body
  • ON BOOT'S CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE
    Do not drive car or operate machinery
  • ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
    Warning: may cause drowsiness
  • ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
  • ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
    Not to be used for the other use
  • ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
    Warning: contains nuts
  • ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
  • ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
  • ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
    Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

And finally…

  • ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
    Warning keep out of children