These are actual instructions on actual labels!
- ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) - ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
Product will be hot after heating - ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
Do not Iron clothes on body - ON BOOT'S CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE
Do not drive car or operate machinery - ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
Warning: may cause drowsiness - ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
For indoor or outdoor use only. - ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
Not to be used for the other use - ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
Warning: contains nuts - ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. - ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands - ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
And finally…
- ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
Warning keep out of children