Points to ponder

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station…
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
How much faith does it take to be an atheist?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What WAS the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?