Programmers…

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?  Because they can’t C. 

via email from Nat Forbes, Thu, 14 Jul 2011 23:09:53 -0700

Which elicited the reply:

At that rate, we can suppose that Microsoft programers wear glasses so they can C#.

via email from Fred Dulles, Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:15:21 -0700