Rules men wish women knew

  • If you think you're ugly, you probably are. Don't ask us.
  • Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
  • Sometimes we're NOT thinking about you. Live with it.
  • ANYTHING you wear is fine. Really.
  • You have enough clothes.
  • You have too many shoes.
  • No, we DON'T know what day it is. We never will.
  • We're bound to miss sometimes!
  • A headache that lasts for 17 days is a problem. See a doctor.
  • Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
  • Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
  • You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
  • Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  • Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be!
  • Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
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