Spielberg and Clinton To Collaborate

During his stay in the Hamptons, President Clinton was invited to stay at the Georgica Pond Estate of Steven Spielberg.  It has been learned from inside sources close to the president, that after all of the parties were over, Bill and Steve retired to the library and discussed some possible remakes of films to reflect modern times.

Our sources have indicated that the following titles will be remade during the remainder of Clinton's presidency, with his full support and backing:

  • Close Encounters for the 3rd time – Starring Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, and Monica Lewinsky
  • Ken Starr – His last Crusade
  • Raiders of the lost panties
  • A Dress the "Color Purple" (with a stain)
  • E.T. – Extra Testosterone
  • JAWS V – On to WhiteWater
  • JAWS VI – This time no teeth
  • Paula Jones and The Trailer Trash of Doom

And a few non Spielberg films will be re-made as well:

  • Dial "M" for Monica
  • Free Willy part III – The White House Years
  • Interns of Endearment