Adam Sandler's version of Macarana, "The Masturbata" (sung to tune of the Macarana) by Adam Sandler
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't quite enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata.
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her.
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard he's a shakinga,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.