- You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
- At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
- A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted.” Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.”
- When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
- A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
- A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” - Young son: “Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad: “That happens in every country, son.” - Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.”
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
- Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
- First guy: “My wife’s an angel!”
Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” - Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
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