Todays thoughts

Never hold your farts in.  They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where you get shitty ideas from.via eMail from my wife.

I always thought that it was the cord that connected the eyes to the asshole; that was corrected by an optirectumy

Instead of solid accomplishments, the man pursues pleasures and self-gratification.  He will never achieve anything so long as he is surrounded by dissipating temptations.I Ching

Apropos for the events of the day when two employees got busted for an affair at work where they were having sex in the warehouse