Ultimate definition of Windoze

Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can’t stand one bit of competition…

Might properly be: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit program loader originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was stolen by a two-bit company that can’t stand one bit of competition from a brilliant programmer who didn’t know he was on the right track…