Van Gogh’s Family Tree

His dizzy aunt — Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes — Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store — Stop n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia — U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois — Chi-ca Gogh

His magician uncle — Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin — A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother — Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach — Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle — Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt — Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle — Fla-min Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst — E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin — Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking — Way-to Gogh

The little bouncy nephew — Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco — Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van (you guessed it!) — WinnieBayGogh

And there ya Gogh

via email from Duane McDowell, Thu, 2 Nov 2006 09:19:19 -0800

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