We’re Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of Oz.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great

“What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: “I’ve come for some courage.”

“No Problem!” said the Wizard, “Who’s next?”

Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a heart.”

“Done!” says the Wizard.  “Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?”

Up stepped Dubya and said, “I’m told by the American people that I need a brain.”

“No problem!” said the Wizard.  “Consider it done.”

Then there is a great silence in the hall.  Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn’t say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “Well, what do you want?”

“Is Dorothy here?”

via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 3 Jul 2006 12:00:10 -0700