If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted (as a very last resort)
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
The socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
And the double clicking icons put your window in the trash
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash
Then your situations hopeless & your system's gonna crash!
If a label on your cable on the gable at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
Then its time to give the handy help desk helpers another friendly call….