- Cats do what they want.
 - They rarely listen to you.
 - They're totally unpredictable.
 - They whine when they are not happy.
 - When you want to play, they want to be alone.
 - When you want to be alone, they want to play.
 - They expect you to cater to their every whim.
 - They're moody.
 - They leave hair everywhere.
 - They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
 
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
