According to an article today in the Star-Tribune, astrologers haven’t been keeping up with their astronomy and the deterioration of the spin of the planet Earth, and the dates they should assign to the astrological signs should be:
- Capricorn: 20 Jan – 16 Feb
- Aquarius: 16 Feb – 11 Mar
- Pisces: 13 Mar – Apr 18
- Aries: 18 Apr – 13 May
- Taurus: 13 May – 21 Jun
- Gemini: 21 Jun – 20 Jul
- Cancer: 20 Jul – 10 Aug
- Leo: 10 Aug – 16 Sep
- Virgo: 16 Sep – 30 Oct
- Libra: 30 Oct – Nov 23
- Scorpio: 23 Nov – 29 Nov
- Ophiuchus: 29 Nov – 17 Dec
- Sagittarius: 17 Dec – 20 Jan
So now instead of reading the Cancer Horoscope, I have to read the Gemini Horoscope every day… no wonder the damn things didn’t work, I was reading the wrong one!