| Number | Position | Description | Player Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | P | Pitcher | Tomorrow |
| 2 | C | Catcher | Today |
| 3 | 1B | First Base | Who |
| 4 | 2B | Second Base | What |
| 5 | 3B | Third Base | I don’t know |
| 6 | SS | Short Stop | I don’t give a darn |
| 7 | LF | Left Field | Why |
| 8 | CF | Center Field | Because |
| 9 | RF | Right Field | Nobody |
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