You know you’re from Minnesota when…

  • You use a down comforter in the summer.
  • Your grandparents drive 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
  • You see people wearing hunting clothes to social events.
  • You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked.
  • You think of the major food groups as venison, walleye, and Leinenkugels.
  • You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel PJ’s.
  • It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you’re in a rush because you have to stop to talk to everyone in town.
  • A crappie is something you eat.
Additional items for Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota via email from Carol Cooksley, Tue, 3 Sep 2002 07:24:49 -0500