More ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

  • In addition to using, “for sexual favors” in the memo field of all your checks try: “For smuggling diamonds”, “Bribe payoff”, “Drug purchase”, etc.
  • Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  • Add to the mood when you put up mosquito netting around your cube by playing tropical sounds all day.
  • Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, “Rock Bottom.”
  • When the money comes out the ATM, scream, “I Won!  I Won!”
  • When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, “Run for your lives!  They’re loose!”
  • Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
Additional healthy additions to How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace and HoW To KeEp A HeaLthY LeVel Of iNsAniTy aNd dRiVe OtHeR PeOple iNsAnE via email from, Greg Merth, Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:20:01 -0700

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