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More ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

In addition to using, “for sexual favors” in the memo field of all your checks try: “For smuggling diamonds”, “Bribe payoff”, “Drug purchase”, etc.
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
Add to the mood when you put up mosquito netting around your cube by playing tropical sounds all day.
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, “Rock Bottom.”
When the money comes out the ATM, scream, “I Won! I Won!”
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, “Run for your lives! They’re loose!”
Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”