Year: 2000

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Instructions for Life

12/29/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Instructions for Life
Instructions for Life in the new millennium from the Dalai Lama:Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.When you lose, don't lose the lesson.Follow the three R's:Respect for selfRespect for othersResponsibility […]
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Bubba Santa

12/23/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Bubba Santa
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was […]
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Reindeer

12/21/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females do so), […]
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Humor

News Break… Film at 11

12/19/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on News Break… Film at 11
"Slain Doctor Worried About His Death""There's an overturned tractor-trailer heading north on Route 93.""The bodies could not be identified because they were found face down.""Local construction is making it hazardous to drive in some areas […]
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How Old Are You REALLY?

12/19/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on How Old Are You REALLY?
Name the 4 Beatles. _____ _____ _____ _____.Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, _____ _____!""Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ _____ _____ _____.What do M&M's do? _____ _____. _____ _____, _____ _____ […]
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Holiday Personality Disorders

12/18/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Holiday Personality Disorders
Paging Dr. Freud… Please report to the employee lounge.SchizophreniaDo You Hear What I Hear?Multiple PersonalityWe Three Kings Disoriented Are.DementiaI Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.NarcissisticHark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)ManiaDeck the Halls and Walls […]
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How to please a woman…

12/12/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on How to please a woman…
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing […]