Day: August 3, 2000

PERTH, Australia (AP) — Ansett Airlines grounded one of its planes to search for a snake after a 6-year-old boy was bitten by a deadly taipan thought to be on board.Ansett spokesman Peter Young said […]

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.  They had been at each others […]

You wake up at 3:00 AM to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.You get a tattoo that reads, "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator […]

The lineage is now revealed.  Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence!Jack is the only son […]

You know what a "burnout" is.You know what "Sike" means.You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".You know that another name for a keyboard is a"Synthesizer".You wanted to be a Goonie.You know who […]

January 1, 2000Re: Vacation PayDear Valued Employee:Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid […]

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8'x10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6'x8'cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a […]