Day: August 3, 2000

From the Sunday, April 14, 1994 edition of the "Washington Post".  A contest was held in which readers were asked to come up with excuses to miss a day of work.If it is all the […]

Never do housework.  No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.Don't imagine you can change a man – unless he's in diapers.What […]

On Friday the 24th I was watching the NASA channel on cable TV to see how the experiments and Shuttle crew were doing.  The men onboard needed to send instructions to the experiments in the […]

After carefully evaluating the government's suit against them, Microsoft decided to release Windows 98 anyway, after adding these 11th-hour tweaks:Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages in start-up screen.New Internet Explorer feature: whenever you visit a […]

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.Press any key except… no, […]

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Appalachian edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of the Appalachian area.If you have one of the West Virginia editions, […]

By Garrison KeillorI have made fun of Lutherans for years — who wouldn't if you lived in Minnesota?  But I have also sung with Lutherans and that is one of the main joys of life, […]