Day: August 3, 2000

Phone conversations last 30 secondsYou know useful stuff about tanks and airplanesA 5 day vacation requires only one suitcaseBathroom lines are 80% shorterYou can open all your own jarsOld friends don’t give you crap if […]

"I got married," said the first tavern regular, "so that I could get laid three or four times a week.""That's funny," said another patron, "That's why I got divorced."

Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road…C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.COBOL Chicken:0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.IF […]

Anagrams – when you rearrange the letters in a word to make new onesDormitory = Dirty RoomEvangelist = Evil's AgentDesperation = A Rope Ends ItThe Morse Code = Here Come DotsSlot Machines = Cash Lost […]

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.  They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were […]

Vincent VanGogh had many relatives. Among them were:His obnoxious brother… Please GoghHis dizzy aunt… Verti GoghThe brother who loved prunes… Gotta GoghThe brother who worked at a convenience store… Stop 'N GoghThe grandfather from Yugoslavia… […]

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas petKerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionariesGreat Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breedPekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an […]