Dr Wingnut

Day: August 3, 2000

  • Kids on Love

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    Questions concerning love and wisdom were posed to a group of children (ages 5 to 10).  Their responses were amazingly astute and very enlightening, thus proving that all we need to know, we probably learned in kindergarten.WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?"Eighty-four.  Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and…

  • Ken Starr Chatroom

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    At the urging of Vice President Al Gore and senior advisor Ira Magaziner, the White House has persuaded Special Prosecutor Ken Starr to conduct the Clinton/Starr testimony in an AOL chat room — grand jury testimony for the twenty-first century.STARRMAN: did you at any time have sxl rltns with ms lewinsky;STARRMAN: ?PREZ179: i never brok…

  • Keeping Watch

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    Outside a small Macedonian village close to the border between Greece and strife-torn Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of the site of significant historical developments spanning more than 2,000 years. When Sister Maria Cyrilla of the Order of the Perpetual Watch dies,…

  • Just a thought

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    The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper.  Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and…

  • From Good to Bad to Worse:

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    Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it.Bad: Your children are sexually active.Worse: With each other.Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you.Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.Worse: As a sacrifice.Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.Worse: She's a…

  • JFK Jr. Jokes

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    You knew they were coming…What's the new Kennedy documentary?  Three Funerals and A Wedding.Why didnt JFK shower before the plane flight?  He figured he'd just wash up on shore.What did John say when he reached the pearly gates?  I hope I don't have to take an entrance exam.What was JFK Jr's favorite movie?  Splash.Where do…

  • I've Got A Mule..

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    A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes,…