Month: October 2000

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Saturday Night, Jump or Leap?

10/27/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Saturday Night, Jump or Leap?
Close your eyes and imagine this.No wait, your reading my e-mail.Imagine if you will, sitting in a small seafood restaurant in Florida with Phyllis, Aunt Marge Churchill and Ruth Buckley.  What a nice group to […]
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The Shepherd

10/26/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The Shepherd
A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci […]
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Children's proverbs

10/25/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Children's proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight […]
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Presidential Debates

10/19/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Presidential Debates
For those who didn't have time to watch the upcoming presidential debates, I've prepared this transcript of what was said:Jim Lehrer:Welcome to the presidential debate between Vice President Al Gore and Gov. George W. Bush. […]
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Begosh and Begorah

10/17/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Begosh and Begorah
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor, "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he […]
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Funny Crazy Eights

10/16/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Funny Crazy Eights
RulesSingle Deck = 4 peopleDouble Deck = 6 or moreDeal each player 8 cardsTurn one card upNext player plays same suit or same face value.  If you can't follow suit, draw a card.Jack is wild. […]
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Prayer for friends

10/15/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Prayer for friends
Father, I ask you to bless my friends reading this right now. I am asking You to minister to their spirit at this very moment.Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where […]