Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the old ladies said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."The […]
Here is the transcript of an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-October-1995.Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course […]
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a […]
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it.What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!What […]
JOB DESCRIPTION:Long term team players needed for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work various hours, which will include evenings and […]
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just […]