Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the old ladies said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess my age."
One of the old ladies said: "Sure we can. Drop your pants!"
He did. The three ladies looked at him for a few moments and then one of the other ladies said, "Take off your underwear."
The guy dropped his underwear and the old ladies stared at him for a while longer and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?"
The old ladies laughed, "You told us yesterday."
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