Dr Wingnut

Year: 2001

  • Humor

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    A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."Upon her recovery, she…

  • Ah, the holiday season

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    This is a bit bloodthirsty, but in view of 9/11, I think it is justified:Twas the night before Payback and all through the LandThey're running like rabbits in AfghanistanOsama's been praying, he's down on his KneesHe's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and ShatterBut all…

  • What a Real Error Message Looks Like…

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    If you are going to hit an error on the internet, why not make it a good one?No intelligencevia eMail, Tuesday, November 20, 2001 4:18 AM

  • Terrorists in the building

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    We have been notified by Building Security that there have been 4 suspected terrorists working at our office. Three of the four have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us they could find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin,…

  • Why the flag is folded the way it is and what it means

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    In the coming weeks, we will visit through TV and news reports the funerals of many people. In those clips, we will see the folding of our flag over the caskets of many victims of last week. When you see this, I want you to remember something very special. Those whose bodies are laid to…

  • Debunking the "11" E-mail

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    Original letter:The date of the attack: 9/11 – 9 + 1 + 1 = 11September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 AfterSeptember 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 =…

  • One more Osama joke

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    Osama Bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush."I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," says bin Laden."What was on these banners?" asks Mr. Bush."LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist."I'm so glad that you called," says President Bush,…