Year: 2001

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God […]

This is a bit bloodthirsty, but in view of 9/11, I think it is justified:Twas the night before Payback and all through the LandThey're running like rabbits in AfghanistanOsama's been praying, he's down on his […]

If you are going to hit an error on the internet, why not make it a good one?No intelligencevia eMail, Tuesday, November 20, 2001 4:18 AM

We have been notified by Building Security that there have been 4 suspected terrorists working at our office. Three of the four have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken […]

Original letter:The date of the attack: 9/11 – 9 + 1 + 1 = 11September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 AfterSeptember 11th there are 111 […]

Osama Bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush."I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," says bin Laden."What […]