Year: 2002

Three surgeons were discussing the kinds of patients they preferred to perform surgery upon. The first one said "I like librarians, because when you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order."The second surgeon said […]

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,then the socket packet pocket […]

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to […]

Age Gaugevia eMail, Mon, 18 Mar 2002 12:50:30 EST

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a U.S. radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that for her – an observant Orthodox Jew – homosexuality is an […]

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.Who said "Give me […]

Believe it or not but 8:02 PM on February 20 this year will be an historic moment in time.It will not be marked by the chiming of any clocks or the ringing of bells, but […]